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*~*~*~ l0ve st0ry 1 ~*~*~*
an 18 yr. 0ld girl asked her b0yfriend for a wedding ring on her birthday. unf0rtunately the guy gave her a l0ve st0ry bo0k,instead 0f receiving it, she threw it,Yell went mad & they br0ke up. she has raised her 0wn family & yrs. have passed, her late fiance died in a plane crash, Surprised she went to the funeral & surprisingly f0und the bo0k she refused t0 receive when he give it. as she went 0n t0 the pages 0f the bo0k, she n0ticed it was their l0ve st0ry. at the end it says, "please after reading this bo0k, g0 t0 the tree we've always stay, i'll wait f0r y0u t0 wear this ring i have!" Cry huhu..
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*~*~*~ l0ve st0ry 2 ~*~*~*
i asked a lady what her l0ver gave her that made her feel s0 l0ved, eagerly she replied "he sent me a d0zen r0ses." then she asked me, "h0w ab0ut y0u?" i smiled & answered "my l0ver went up the cr0ss, w0re a cr0wn 0f th0rns, was nailed & died." and then she said, "0h to0 bad, y0u must have missed him?" i smiled..
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*~*~*~ l0ve st0ry 3 ~*~*~*
a b0y asked her gf, "what will y0u d0 if i die?" the naughty girl smiled and said, "i'll be very happy!" the b0y fr0wned and went h0me. 0ne day the girl received a call fr0m the b0ys' m0m telling her that the b0y shut himself and f0und him dead in his ro0m! the girl cried s0 much. a few mins. s0meb0dy kn0ck at her ro0m! when she 0pened it, n0 0ne was there, instead... there was a n0te 0n the flo0r saying, "i will d0 everything t0 make y0u happy."
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*~*~*~ l0ve st0ry 4 ~*~*~*
there was a girl wh0 hated herself f0r being blind. she hated every0ne except her b0yfriend. she said that if she c0uld 0nly see the w0rld, she w0uld marry him. 0ne day s0me0ne d0nated a pair 0f eyes t0 her & s0 she was able t0 see. her bf asked her, "n0w that y0u can see, will y0u marry me?" the girl was sh0cked when she saw that her b0yfriend is als0 blind, & s0 refused t0 marry him. her b0yfriend walked away w/ tears & said "JUST TAKE CARE 0F MY EYES."
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*~*~*~ l0ve st0ry 5 ~*~*~*
by: Jhow Jhow
dr was a girl dat very inlove 2 her BF eventhough dy wer far from each other....D girl w8 until her bf back. But b4 the Guy back, she recved a news thats her bf will getting Married. After hearing that, she cried overnight. After 2 weeks, she recved a card from d guy but she'd never open it. Because she don't want 2 read the guy explanation...the time comes, she went to the church not to watch the wedding but to kill the guy... She shoot d guy! D guy died! after the burial, she open d card n says: "BABE, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! WILL YOU MARRY ME???....
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*~*~*~ l0ve st0ry 6 ~*~*~*
by: Sirelyn
there were two close friends,both were girls....they don't have the same likes but still they can go w/ each others lystyle...until,there came a very handsome guy,it's the bf of the other gal,she ntroduces her bf to her bestfriend...this another gal was damned attracted to her bestfriend's bf but ofc she really respects their friendship and she thinks that it was just a short-lived attraction,but unfortunately,it was not,it's the thing called love...she was already in love w/ her bestfriend's bf...they became good friends,this girl tried to ignore her feeling toward the boy and she guessed making friend w/ the guy is a good solution.her friend,the gf of that guy whom she was in love told her to take care of her bf while she was having a vacation in california.the two who were left decided to go for a vacation too,and it was in macau(what a nice place!!!!),and ryt there the unexpected romance grew...on their way home,the girl was so sad coz she knew that guy is not really for her,,,catch it soon...guys,who do u think has the ryt to love the guy?...
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*~*~*~ l0ve st0ry 7 ~*~*~*
by: Sheryl
da xgf confronts da xbf..

xgf:
how dare u play our song n ur weding cremony?
how dare u pik my favorite color as ur motif?
how dare u chus our aniv.d8 as ur weding d8?
how dare u luk at me b4 u kis ur why?

da girL break down nd cry..

xbf:
bcoz dats da last nd only way i cud pretend dat ur my wife...
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*~*~*~ l0ve st0ry 8 ~*~*~*
by: Hazel
i saw you yesterday in the park,w/ ur x-gf,u were holding hands wyl wlking, i called ur name 3 times, on the last call u look at me and walk towards me n u xplain everything, but at d middle of ur explanations..i jst hug and kissed ur lips and said.."go, shes waiting for u", and i smiled bitterly , and u said .."thank you.", den u walk away from me..3 days later, i realized that i really love you, but i jst told my self that if i really love you,,i have to set you free, and that's what i jst did..setted you free....coz LOVE IS SACRIFICE
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by: Ana
when i was 4 yrs old, i was walking with my mum and there was this piece of paper i saw down the alley and picked it up and realized it was a picture of a handsome boy. i hid the picture for 14 yrs. at the age of 18, i meet this gorgeous guy. his been there for me, in times of hardship and comfort he's been there, one night while spending time with me, he noticed the picture of a handsome boy in my wallet and asked, "doll, who's this boy?" and answered back, "oh! him? i don't know him. i just found that picture in this alley my mum used to walk to 14 yrs ago. why? do you know him doll?" he answered calmly, "it's me. i lost this picture 14 yrs ago."
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+:+: OTHER STUFF :+:+
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Myths About Creating A Better Relationship

Here are 7 of the most common misconceptions
about having a better relationship.
These misconceptions are followed by a perspective
on each one of them.

Myth relationship,
creating all kinds of conflict
in your need for a better relationship.

Myth 2, Love means that I can fix your partner

Reality Check 2

You met your partner because of some special quality
or charteristic that you admired.
You need to accept and allow that quality to flourish
in order to allow you and your partner to grow
into a better relationship.

You may be unaware that you do not even like yourself.
Yet by allowing your partner to grow and expand,
you will experience the quality of your partner
and the beauty within you,
as you begin to enjoy a better relationship.

Myth 3, I am supposed to give up the things I like
in order to be in a better relationship.

Reality Check 3

Giving up the things you like to be in a better relationship
is like take a knife and cutting away a part of yourself.

Your better relationship is based
on the uniqueness of you and your partner.

When you give up your uniqueness
you rob yourself of a better relationship,
your passion and your partner of your creativity.

Myth 4, I will be rescued by a knight in shining armour

Reality Check 4

You may have been conditioned to live your life
expecting someone to take care of you.
What happens if that person becomes ill?
and is no longer able to take care of you.

Your responsibility in creating a better relationship,
is to bring your passion to the table of your relationship.
Some days you will be the knight in shining armour
and another day your partner will be
the knight in shining armour of a better relationship.

You will each get a chance to shine like a star in a
better relationship because of your strengths and weaknesses.

Myth 5, It cost a lot to be in a relationship

Reality Check 5

In a material context,
a better relationship can be expensive
if you think that love is based on the bigger house,
car or boat.
Although some of these material assets are necessary,
they should not be at the expense of
creating a better relationship.

Love is creating a better relationship
by building a relationship that is based on
the simple things in life,
like walking and holding hands,
going on a picnic (just the two of you),
or sharing an ice cream.

Love in a better relationship is not about
what you show on the outside
but what you express in you heart.
Love is not about money or materialism, love just is.

Myth 6, Love in a relationship is or is not a feeling

Reality Check 6

It is not what you say, it is what you do.
You can say, "I love you" which may be
merely words and no feelings (action).
Love is the action of doing.

If you make a cup of tea for yourself,
(the water is boiled), make a cup of tea for your partner.
Whether your partner wants the tea or not is irrelevant,
it is the thought that counts
and the action that cements a better relationship.

Myth 7, I don't have to work at my relationship

Reality Check 7

As a child, you learned to creep before you walked.
Then you learned the letters of the alphabet.
In order to write, you had to learn
how to put those letters together to make words and sentences.

These sentences then become the way in which you communicated.

When you and your partner stop communicating
after learning how to use the letters of the alphabet in sentences,
it's like 2 tape recorders talking to each other -
Nobody is at home to enjoy a better relationship.

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Dos and Don'ts for Healing a Broken Heart

Feeling hurt and angry after a breakup?
There's a right way and a wrong way to get past the pain.
Take a look at these list of what you should (and shouldn't!)
do to heal the heartbreak.

...dOn'Ts...

DON'T lose sight of what's important.
Sometimes the relationship you need to rescue
is the one with yourself.
Moving past a breakup is all about you, not your ex.
Don't worry about becoming friends right away—if ever.
You have to be your own friend first.

DON'T get stuck.
Grief is a process to go through,
not a destination in which to wallow.
In a process, you keep putting one foot in front of the other.
Days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months...
each little step is part of the process of healing your heart.

DON'T embarrass yourself.
Driving past your ex's house, making dozens of phone calls,
e-mailing non-stop…that's not the way to let go of the past.
Don't get in a situation where you'll
look back someday and feel humiliated.

...dO's...

DO watch your vocabulary.
We all have an internal conversation with ourselves.
Since it shapes our outlook,
be careful about the language you choose.
Words like "nightmare," "terrible" and "horrible"
are catastrophic terms.
If you use them,
you're bound to spend time dwelling on the negative.
Spend more time focusing on what you can do.

DO define your real intentions.
Are you trying to move past the break-up,
or are you hoping to get back with your ex?
Define the emotional goal.
You won't move on until you've truly accepted
that the relationship is over.

DO allow yourself to own your feelings.
You can't get over being hurt until you know you've been heard.
Give yourself permission to express your anger,
your sadness—whatever emotions you may be experiencing.
It's better to be angry with someone else than to blame yourself.

DO learn to trust again.
Whenever you get involved in a relationship,
you know there's risk.
Don't let a bad experience
keep you from living your life to the fullest.

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Stop Your Jealousy

Is jealousy driving a wedge between you and your partner,
your friends, your family? It doesn't have to.
You can stop jealous behavior.

You may say that you trust your partner, but remember,
actions speak louder than words.
If you care for somebody and are jealous,
you're not showing them love.

Jealousy is a form of fear.
You may fear abandonment or even success.
Letting go of jealousy is easier
when you allow yourself to stop worrying.

Trust in others is a measure of the trust you have in yourself.
If you don't trust yourself,
you'll have trouble believing in others.

Acting jealous is similar to picking up soap in the shower.
The harder you squeeze it, the more slippery it becomes.
When you relax your hands, you can pick up the soap.
Likewise, you can "squeeze" your partner away.
Release your jealousy, and your partner will feel less pressured.

Ask yourself, "What's my payoff for being jealous?
Is the payoff worth the sacrifice?"
Jealous people are often looking for power,
and jealousy is a way to command and control another person.

Do you know what you want that you don't have?
Stop resenting what others have, and get what you want.
Set goals and make a plan to reach them.

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The facts on guys

1. Guys are NOT mind readers.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl.
If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

3. Crying is blackmail.

4. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

5. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

6. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

7. If you won't look like the Victoria's Secret girls,
don't expect us to look like Calvin Klein underwear models.

8. If something we said can be interpreted two ways
and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

9. You can either ask us to do something
OR tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

10. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.

11. ALL guys see in only 16 colours,
like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour.
Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

12. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

13. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing”!
We will act like nothing's wrong.

14. When we have to go somewhere,
absolutely anything you wear Is
fine...Really.

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Cool to know things

A cockroach will live nine days without its head,
before it starves to death.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

A snail can sleep for three years.

All Polar bears are left-handed.

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

Cat's urine glows under a black light.

Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland
because he doesn't wear pants.

Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties
are registered blood donors.

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history
not to have a full moon.

Humans and dolphins are the only species
that have sex for pleasure.

If the population of China walked past you in single file,
the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months,
enough gas is produced
to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

If you keep a goldfish in a dark room,
it will eventually turn white.

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike
annually than all of the Nike factory workers
in Malaysia combined.

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

Starfish haven't got brains.

The shortest war in history
was between Zanzibar and England in 1896.
Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made
using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.

Turtles can breathe through their but.

Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick their elbow.

If u have more tell me so i can expand my knowledge...haha!!!

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Once upon a time there was a contest between three countries.

They were America, Japan and PHILIPPINES!!!
The contest was, who can make da elephant move.

America was strong, so strong he can lift 3 cars!
Japan was tougher that u thought he wasn't human at all!
but philippines was so skinny and he always smoke non-stop!

America tried to push da elephant but he couldn't move it at all!
Japan tried to move da elephant but he couldn't budge it at all!
Philippines was so skinny and always smoke
u wouldn't expect him to move it but he did!
he stuck the cigarette on the elephant's ass
and the elephant moved so fast! haha

PHILIPPINES WINS!!!

Another story is the time when there was
a contest of who can make da princess cry!

America, Japan and Philippines was in da contest!

America was a joker and was very funny and he did
all these acts and jokes but the princess didn't cry at all!
Japan tried to make the princess cry
by slapping her on da face and hittin her
and cuttin fingers but she still didn't cry!
Now comes Philippines...Philippines just brought onions
and hold it near her eyes! lol...
da princess cries, Philippines wins again!

Heres another story from da phils but it's not a contest now!

there were three boys
and they were talking about who's grandfather was better!
the first boy says dat his grandpa can jump as high as a house!
the 2nd boy says my grandfather can jump as high as a skyscraper
the 3rd boy was crying....
the 1st and 2nd boy asked why he's crying
the 3rd boy says...
his grandfather jumps so high
dat when he jumped, an aeroplane hit him!

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LEARN CHINESE THE EASY WAY!!!!!

You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense....
no offense to the chinese....
if u r offended,
i'm deeply sorry and i'll b happy to take this off...

ENGLISH ................................. CHINESE
1) That’s not right...................... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive.......... Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP........................... Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man............................ Dum Fuk
5) Small horse........................... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?.............. Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped in to a coffee table......... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift.......... Chin Tu Fat
9) Its very dark in here................. Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet......... Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone.............. No Pah King
12) Staying out of sight................. Lei Ying Lo
13) He's cleaning his automobile......... Wa Shing Ka
14) Your body odor is offensive.......... Yu Stin Ki Pu
15) Great................................ Fa Kin Su Pah

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*+.,WHAT DOES IT MEAN.,+*

Thinking of you means "I miss you"
Holding your hand means "I like you"
Squeezing it means "I want to kiss you"
Putting my head on your shoulder means "Comfort me"
My hands on your waist means "Never let me go"
Biting my lip means "I'm jealous"
Staring into your eyes means "Do you love me?"
Winking means "I adore you"
Dreaming of you often means "You're someone special"
Being with you often means "I can't live without you"
And wearing your ring means "You're mine"

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*+., STORY OF A BABY.,+*

A baby asked God, "They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow, but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?"

"Your angel will be waiting for you and will take care of you."

The child further inquired, "But tell me, here in heaven I don't have to do anything but sing and smile to be happy."

God said, "Your angel will sing for you and will also smile for you. And you will feel your angel's love and be very happy."

Again the child asked, "And how am I going to be able to understand when people talk to me if I don't know the language?"

God said, "Your angel will tell you the most beautiful and sweet words you will ever hear, and with much patience and care, your angel will teach you how to speak."
"And what am I going to do when I want to talk to you?"

God said, "Your angel will place your hands together and will teach you how to pray."

"Who will protect me?" God said, "Your angel will defend you even if it means risking it's life."

"But I will always be sad because I will not see you anymore."

God said, "Your angel will always talk to you about Me and will teach you the way to come back to Me, even though I will always be next to you."

At that moment there was much peace in Heaven, but voices from Earth could be heard and the child hurriedly asked, "God, if I am to leave now, please tell me my angel's name."
"You will simply call her, 'Mom.'"

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*+,.12 SIGNS YOU'RE FALLIN IN LUV.,+*

12. You'll read his/her txts over and over again...
11. You'll walk really really slow while you're with him/her...
10. You'll pretend 2 be shy whenever you're with him/her...
9. While thinking bout him/her...your heart will beat faster and faster...
8. By listening to his/her voice...you'll smile for no reason.
7. While looking at him/her..you cant see the other people around you...you can only see that person...
6. You'll start listening to SLOW songs.
5. He/She becomes all you think about
4. You'll get high just by their smell...
3. You'll realize that you're always smiling to yourself when you think about them..
2. You'll do anything for him/her...
1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time.....

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*+., DON'T QUIT .,+*

When things go wrong as they sometimes will,
When the road you're trudging seems all up hill,
When the funds are low and the debts are high
And you want to smile, but you have to sigh,
When care is pressing you down a bit,
Rest if you must, but don't you quit.
Life is queer with its twists and turns,
As every one of us sometimes learns,
And many a failure turns about
When he might have won had he stuck it out;
Don't give up though the pace seems slow--
You may succeed with another blow,
Success is failure turned inside out--
The silver tint of the clouds of doubt,
And you never can tell how close you are,
It may be near when it seems so far; So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit--
It's when things seem worst that you must not quit.

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*+., THINGS THAT A PERFECT GUY WOULD DO .,+*

1. Known how to make you smile when you are down.
2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.
3. Stick up for you, but still respect your independence.
4. Give you the remote control during the game.
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.
6. Play with your hair.
7. His hand would always find your hand.
8. Be cute when he really wants something.
9. Offer you plenty of massages.
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.
11. Never run out of love.
12. Be funny, but know when to be serious.
13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious.
14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.
16. Smiles a lot.
17. Plans a romantic date full of things he wouldn't normally do because he knows it means a lot to you.
18. Appreciate you.
19. Help others out.
20 Drive five hours just to see you for one.
21. Always gives you a kiss when you leave, even when his friends are watching.
22. Sing, even if he can't.
23. Have a creative sense of humor.
24. Stare at you.
25. Call for no reason

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*+., FRIENDSHIP ,.+*
A Special Friend

Sometimes in life, you find a special friend.
Someone who changes your life just by being part of it.
Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop.
Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world.
Someone who convinces you that there really is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it. This is forever friendship.

When you're down and the world seems dark and empty, your forever friend lifts you up in spirit and makes that dark and empty world suddenly seem bright and full.
Your forever friend gets you through the hard times, the sad times and the confused times.

If you turn and walk away, your forever friend follows. If you lose your way, your forever friend guides you and cheers you on. Your forever friend hold your hand and tells you that everything is going to be okay.

And if you find such a friend, you feel happy and complete because you need not worry.
You have a forever friend, and forever has no end.

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:+:+:+: WHAT? :+:+:+:

*What is cute? Cute is young and inexperienced. Cute is holding hands in the car and kissing at the red lights. What is sexy? Sexy is standing in the rain as you push me up against the hood of your car, tearing my shirt, as you kiss me with the intent to never stop. What is passion? Passion is knowing what you want and stopping at nothing until you get it. What is beautiful? Beautiful is all about the inside of a person. Beauty can only be found in the heart, passion is putting your heart in what you do. What is love? Love is the amazing balance of all of these things, in your mind, heart, body, and soul.*

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*** THE END ***

FUNNY MESSAGES (bisaya version)

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by: Sheryl
anak: Tay unsay english sa otot?
tatay: wind of change
anak: ug utot nga wa tingog?
tatay: sound of silence
anak: ug otot nga dalang tae tay?
tatay: dust in the wind
anak: pag ka bright dyod ning tatay,liwat dyod ko nimo!
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boy 1: akong lolo 80 na, muapil pa namu og tagay!
boy 2: akong lolo 82 na! muadtu gihapun og bar!
boy 3: akong lolo, 83 na! sul-ob gihapon og hiphop!
(naay nanawag sa cellphone ni boy 4)
boy 4: hello... o... kita ko... nindot.
cge bye...
boy 1,2,3: kinsa to bro?
boy 4: si lolo. ask siya kung kita ba ko sa iyang friendster
kay bag-o daw iya pix. : )
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barko nalunod . . .
tanang pasahero patay . . .
buktot ray nahabilin . . .
nag langoy-langoy . . .
buktot: iho-iho! kan-a nalang ko!
iho: ilara ko titz! pawikan ka : )
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holdaper na gwapo: "taas ang kamot! holdap ni!"
girl: "rape! rape! rape!"
holdaper: "haha! unsay rape? holdap lang!"
girl: "ngano diay? masama ba mag-suggest?"
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COMPLETE VERSION
dad: anak, paliti kog softdrinks
anak: coke o pepsi?
dad: coke
anak: diet o regular?
dad: regular
anak: bote o can?
dad: bote
anak: 8 oz. o litro?
dad: punyeta! tubig nalang!
anak: natural o mineral?
dad: mineral
anak: bugnaw o dili?
dad: lambusan ta man ka aning silhig ron . . .
anak: lanot o tukog?
dad: animal man siguro ka!?
anak: baka o baboy?
dad: layas!
anak: karon o ugma?
dad: karon na!
anak: imo ko ihatud o dili?
dad: patyon tika ron
anak: tuk-on o pusilon?
dad: pusilon
anak: sa ulo o tiyan?
dad: piste!
anak: ok-ok o ilaga?
dad: waaaaaaahhh!!!!
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Sa museum . . .
juan: mao ba ni ang inyong gitawag og "art"?!? Kamaot . . .
YUCKS!
eeWwWwWw..!
painting ba ni?!?
guide: dili sir, samin na siya sir! ( '-' )
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holdaper: tanang babaye sulod sa bus among repon.
babae: malooy intawon mo,
yaw lang apila ako lola kay tiguwang na.
lola: hoy igat! tanan gani tanan jud na! (0_0)
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being igat is natural to us,
gwapa man gud ta . .

so when someone tells you,
"hala, igata nimo oi!"

just turn back and say . . .
"affected ka?! wala rabay tambal sa suya . . . " ( +_+ )
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ratio of a good relationsip:
rich bf: happy gf
sexy gf: contented bf
smart gf: under bf
handsome bf: problematic gf
lucky bf: ?!

AKO ang gf! ^^
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amo: day! gamita ning chalk pamatay sa ok-ok . . .
maid: yes maam!
next day - nagulat ang amo . .
nakasuwat sa pader.
ok-ok mamatay mong tanan! syet! pak u u!
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kung sa imong kinabuhi adunay kangitngit . . .
pag-ampo.
kung human sa imong pag-ampo
anaa pa ang kangitngit . . .
lakaw . . .

bayari ang kuryente!
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diba sakit kun ilugan ka?
diba sakit kun binuangan ka?
diba sakita kun gipalaum ka?
pero mas sakit kun
gipaak sa hulmigas ang imong bugan
nya dili ka ka kawot kay naay tawo? =_=
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a japanese lady joined the asean summit.
she wanted to have sex with a male guide.

pwerteng pamalibad sa guide
when he knew her name . .

BUTOKO NAYKUTO!
toink!
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3 ka boang naghuot sa gamay nga katre . .
boang 1: pre di ta ka-igo
kuhaan nato og usa
sa sawg nalang 2log . .
(ninaug ang 1)
boang 2: wow! luag na!
saka na diri . . .
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SINUGDANAN:
ila2x,
ngayo #,
txt2x,
kita2x,
date,
sine,
mall,
kaon,
swit2x,
agbay2x,
holding hands,
iha2d,
nguyab,
sug2n,
lipay,
kita barkada,
tagay,
bikil gamay,
away,
buwag!
gaba!
nganu ni enter?!

SUMPAY:
nagbalik,
storya,
pasaylo,
jerjer,
buntis,
hilak,
problema,
sakpan,
hikog,
PATAY!!

KATAPUSAN:
TV PATROL!
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d ko lam kung bakit nagseselos ako
pag may ibang nagpapangiti
at nagpapasaya sa'yo
di naman siguro sa makasarili ako
kundi natatakot lang ako na
sa sobrang kasiyahan mo . . .

moburot imong sip-on!!
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student life is hard . .
full of probz . .
puyat . .
pagod . .
and when you feel you can't do it anymore . .
stand up . .
be confident
and say . .

maam, resign oi . . . ( .")
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ang pag-ibig sa una,
masaya!
kiss dito . .
yakap don!
i luv u dito . .
i luv u don!
pero pag nakahanap ng iba . . .
iiwanan ka na . .
iyak dito . .
tagay don!
hubog dayon! hehe . . .
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der was a dog hu fel inluv w/ a pig . . .
1 day d dog visited d pig
and said . . .
"i love u wid ol my heart . . . "
d pig replied:
"pagchur oink! ligid ko ron . . . "
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when i was born
nasuko si SATANAS
ingon siya . .
SYIT! another angel!
and when u wer born,
samot siyang nasuko . .
ingon siya . . .

patay na!
naana ang mupoli nako! -_-
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